MY DIET

Heads usually can remain in the fridge for up to two weeks. Don't forget to cook it thoroughly though, you never know who touched it before you found it

I value my health and appearance.

Therefore, I refrain from consuming processed foods. My diet consists mainly of vegetables and lean meat. When one wants to stay lean himself, he should only consume lean foods.

I enjoy things like caviar, kale, shrimp and the occcasional human flesh.

However, I sometimes stray from my diet when I am eating out. But, I eat at home, I still eat restaurant quality food.

Lastly, I also enjoy hunting for my own food. Something about it makes my skin glow. Eating ethically and biologcally sourced food gives me a good feeling about myself. When hunting for your own food, I reccomend you come prepared. My favourite tools are chainsaws, axes, knifes, handguns and nail guns.

MEAT LOAF

recipe

“I tried to make meat loaf out of the girl but it becomes too frustrating a task and instead I spend the afternoon smearing her meat all over the walls, chewing on strips of skin I ripped from her body”

INGREDIENTS:
- biologically sourced meat
- a knife
- spices
- a strong stomach